It's Reading Period!

This is the state of our lives: On Tuesday, we realized that we have a single remaining roll of toilet paper left in the Vineyard. Today, it is Friday, and now, we have also run out of eggs, bread, and cereal. There is one quarter of the toilet paper roll left.

What we do have: a bag of "pecan butter bites" (each cookie is a size of a Dunkin' Donuts Munchkin and contains a whopping 110 calories), taco ingredients, kale, a half gallon of milk, and a pan of brownies made with yogurt and cornstarch because we have no eggs.

Meanwhile, we hope for Christmas cookies, temperatures above twenty degrees, and grade-A eggs and papers.