A Vineyard Debut!

Hey y'all!!

Since I've been hiding out in various holes for the past several months and only scurried out for occasional food or a shower, I didn't post on the blog.  SORRY I SWEAR I STILL LOVE EVERYONE.

I have an idea to share: We're going to start a game of Pokémon Snap with the Vineyard residents and associates.  If you get a picture of me, it's a lot of points (double that if it's at a Vineyard party).

That was just made up. Maybe Beka will make it real because she's great at things like that.

This is not at all legitimate, but I really wanted to stop by and say, "Hello world! Thanks for the 954 views!"

Much love,

Emily

P.S.  I sent out the Comcast email on time for the first time in roughly 6 months.

P.P.S.  Follow a new blog documenting my misadventures on the path of trying to be a grown up here!

In which the Vineyard goes on winter break...and promises to post more next quarter.

Hi everyone,

We're on winter break! It's awesome.

We're sorry you haven't heard much from us.

Really really sorry.

We'll be back in full force come January (maybe).

In the meantime, here are some pictures to keep you company:

Merry Christmas, be good, spread the cheer.

--The Vineyard

It's Reading Period!

This is the state of our lives: On Tuesday, we realized that we have a single remaining roll of toilet paper left in the Vineyard. Today, it is Friday, and now, we have also run out of eggs, bread, and cereal. There is one quarter of the toilet paper roll left.

What we do have: a bag of "pecan butter bites" (each cookie is a size of a Dunkin' Donuts Munchkin and contains a whopping 110 calories), taco ingredients, kale, a half gallon of milk, and a pan of brownies made with yogurt and cornstarch because we have no eggs.

Meanwhile, we hope for Christmas cookies, temperatures above twenty degrees, and grade-A eggs and papers.

Hmmmm

Everyone in the Vineyard has a really cute butt. You're welcome.